on kherk cobain, soft-dude breakfast, #OWS
hotdoorknobs:"breakfast time / croissants and wine / key lime pie, lemme be that guy"
hotdoorknobs:<3 u kherk
jaychampvinyl:haha!
jaychampvinyl:rappers being heroically unafraid to be soft
jaychampvinyl:croissants and wine!?!
hotdoorknobs:best
hotdoorknobs:also in this video, they go to atlantic city, a mini golf course, and OCCUPY WALL STREET
hotdoorknobs:they SKATEBOARD through OWS, wearing pink belts
hotdoorknobs:checkMATE, rest of the universe
jaychampvinyl:haahaahahaahahaaa
on lloyd, gay snakes, sibilance
jaychampvinyl:you like Lloyd, right?
hotdoorknobs:i do
jaychampvinyl:his voice is a little too...sibilant?
jaychampvinyl:haha
hotdoorknobs:o rly
jaychampvinyl:it makes me feel a little bit like I'm being felt up by a gay snake
hotdoorknobs:hahahaha
hotdoorknobs:umad.gif
jaychampvinyl:yes
jaychampvinyl:whatever he says, I basically here, "hey boy, wanna popsicle?"
hotdoorknobs:he does have a sort of top of the nose weasel vibe
hotdoorknobs:BUT STILL
hotdoorknobs:hahah
jaychampvinyl:yeah, I like him in doses
jaychampvinyl:I like him when he's, like, a sine wave on top of his own song
hotdoorknobs:there's a song on his new record i'm really into
hotdoorknobs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtvVeACnjI
hotdoorknobs:might be too cocker spaniel for ya
jaychampvinyl:nah, this is totally the Lloyd I can get with
jaychampvinyl:this sounds SO MUCH like a track off the Young Money album
jaychampvinyl:I can hear Nikki Minaj and Mack Maine plugging in hashtag raps over this
on jay-z, wetzel's pretzels, shanghai bleek
dior_cohen:by the way, jay-z's verse from "light up" is proving to be something along the lines of sauce money's "reservoir dogs"
dior_cohen:GOING AGAINST MY DOGS IS FAR-FETCHED
dior_cohen:I'M LIKE WINDOWS 7
blingcosby:and my favorite: Triple entrendre -- DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW
dior_cohen:OW!
dior_cohen:OWL
dior_cohen:HOUR
blingcosby:DON'T
blingcosby:EVEN
blingcosby:ASK
blingcosby:It's too bad he said that, because I was really going to ask how he classified that as a "triple entendre"
dior_cohen:that's probably his best verse in the last five years
dior_cohen:no
dior_cohen:it's DEFINITELY the best
blingcosby:come on
blingcosby:MORAL VICTORIES IS FOR MINOR LEAGUE COACHES
dior_cohen:oh 
dior_cohen:i forgot
dior_cohen::-/
dior_cohen:he was on that record
dior_cohen:wow
blingcosby:LAAAAAHVE
blingcosby:I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF IT
dior_cohen:I MIGHT BUY THE MALL
blingcosby:that's a great line
dior_cohen:"yes, i'd like to purchase this mall"
dior_cohen:ALL OF IT
dior_cohen:even the spencer's
dior_cohen:"what am i going to do with this wetzel's pretzels?"- jay-z, after following through on "so appalled"
blingcosby:I'd like you to rename this pretzel joint "Hovi Anne's"
dior_cohen:"this sports authority will really show beanie sigel"
blingcosby:"Hello, I'm Bleek, and I'll be your Sandwich Artist today"
dior_cohen:oh, come on...bleek's earned the right to work at a quizno's at the very least...or at least one of the classiest ethnic joints at a mall
blingcosby:say, a Big and Tall
dior_cohen:"hi, i'm shanghai bleek, welcome to the panda express
blingcosby:he seems like he'd make you feel comfortable
blingcosby:hahahahahahaha 
blingcosby:that would actually be an incredible line to the start of an actual Memph Bleek verse
blingcosby:"niggas call me Shanghai Bleek, I run that Panda Express"
dior_cohen:the hoes they add us on google+
on gucci mane, michelle rodriguez, plausability
blingcosby:Gucci says "Play your cards right or you'll end up in Dakota" on this Writing On the Wall 2
blingcosby:not North, or South 
blingcosby:DAKOTA
blingcosby:I call my secretary MY SEX-A-TARY
blingcosby:I am loving this Gucci tape
dior_cohen:that line is AWESOME 
dior_cohen:"dictionary"
dior_cohen:i'm wondering what movie stars gucci mane has slept with
dior_cohen:to verify his claim
blingcosby:haha
dior_cohen:that seems far-fetched
blingcosby:Michelle Rodriguez?
blingcosby:seems at least plausible to me for some reason
dior_cohen:yes  
dior_cohen:where you got that is beyond me
blingcosby:and to me!
blingcosby:I just closed my eyes
blingcosby:and saw her
dior_cohen:yes
blingcosby:she seemed down
on "writings on the wall 2," fiona apple, travis porter
hotdoorknobs:WRITINGS ON THE WALL 2
hotdoorknobs:jussayin
hotdoorknobs:also: fat trel
hotdoorknobs:hahahha
jaychampvinyl:EVEN MORE WRITING
jaychampvinyl:THE WALL IS C OVERED IN WRITING
hotdoorknobs:other albums that could be called "writings on the wall": that fiona apple one, that no doubt one, the new girls one
hotdoorknobs:ummmm
jaychampvinyl:WHEN THE PAWN HITS THE TRAP
hotdoorknobs:hahaha
hotdoorknobs:YIKES
hotdoorknobs:there was something i wanted to talk to you about today
hotdoorknobs:and i've forgotten
hotdoorknobs::--(
hotdoorknobs:it MIGHT have been to ask if you've listened to travis porter at all
jaychampvinyl:the answer to that question is "nope"
hotdoorknobs:ok
hotdoorknobs:THE CONVERSATIONAL DEAD ENDS ON THE WALL
on tony yayo, spongebob, the isley brothers, new jersey
hotdoorknobs:we talkin' rap or what?
jaychampvinyl:I just listened to Tony Yayo yell "my weed underwater -- SPONGEBOB CRIB!"
jaychampvinyl:so
hotdoorknobs:UHHHHHH
hotdoorknobs:YES
hotdoorknobs:that is EXACTLY what i'm talkin' about
hotdoorknobs:kendrick lamar is giving me NONE of that
jaychampvinyl:he also said he has "Ron isley in the shower mic"
hotdoorknobs:hahahaha
hotdoorknobs:you know the isleys are from teaneck?
jaychampvinyl:NO!
hotdoorknobs:i went to high school with their niece
jaychampvinyl:really? Jesus, teaneck
jaychampvinyl:full of surprises
hotdoorknobs:in fact, chris rock mentions that tidbit in "no sex in the champagne room"
jaychampvinyl:O SHIT
hotdoorknobs:so clearly this conversation has already peaked
jaychampvinyl:hahahha
jaychampvinyl:t began with SPONGEBOB CRIB
jaychampvinyl:it's hard to keep badnews going when all we have to do is yell two catchphrases and we both start giggling
jaychampvinyl:SPONGEBOB, TEANECK.#weout
on E-40, spittums, splitting hairs
hotdoorknobs:i clearly need to listening to more of this recent E40 shit
jaychampvinyl:good, right??
hotdoorknobs:just listening to this one noz posted
hotdoorknobs:pretty out there
hotdoorknobs:love that it also can be described as "two and a half solid hours of impeccable spittums"
hotdoorknobs:hahahha
jaychampvinyl:IMPECCABLE SPTIIUMS
jaychampvinyl:fantastic
jaychampvinyl:I would really call those spittums more "unimpeachable" than "impeccable," but I'm splitting hairs
hotdoorknobs:i smell ya
on gunplay, weed carrier 2.0
hotdoorknobs:so this dude is a rick ross weed carrier right?
jaychampvinyl:yes
jaychampvinyl:except he's less of a traditional "weed carrier" and more of the "guy who snorts his leftover coke"
jaychampvinyl:though that's less catchy
jaychampvinyl:Coke Vacuum?
hotdoorknobs:hahaha
hotdoorknobs:blow schmo?
jaychampvinyl:YES
jaychampvinyl:that's it
hotdoorknobs:somehow i don't think he'd self-identify as such
hotdoorknobs:HUNCH
on gunplay, swastikas, yawning
hotdoorknobs:so i downloaded this gunplay mixtape
hotdoorknobs:finally
hotdoorknobs:looking forward to it
hotdoorknobs:you know in addition to the inglorious basterd-ripping art, apparently he has a swastika tattoo on the back of his neck?!
hotdoorknobs:just FYI
hotdoorknobs:you know
jaychampvinyl:yawn
jaychampvinyl:OVER IT
jaychampvinyl:KEEP UP WITH YR RSS FEED
jaychampvinyl:(kidding)
hotdoorknobs::--(
hotdoorknobs:fair 'nuff
on wale, obsfuscation, rick ross hating money
jaychampvinyl:uh, so remember when you made that joke about hoping Wale's next record is all strip club bangers?
dior_cohen:....
jaychampvinyl:you're going to get your wish
jaychampvinyl:Wale Folarin is SIGNING WITH MAYBACH MUSIC
jaychampvinyl:http://rapradar.com/2010/12/13/new-music-wale-x-roscoe-dash-talk2me/
dior_cohen:there's a song called "picture phone foreplay" on the new sheek louch
jaychampvinyl:HAHAHAH
jaychampvinyl:that is a PHENOMENAL song title
dior_cohen:there is just no obfuscation with sheek louch
jaychampvinyl:haha
jaychampvinyl:refreshing
dior_cohen:MAYBACH MUSIC
dior_cohen:no words
jaychampvinyl:"yo, why you like that new Sheek?" "Yo, the total lack of obsfuscation"
dior_cohen:this wale is actually pretty good
jaychampvinyl:IT IS!!
dior_cohen:i can't picture rick ross listening to "mixtape about nothing"
jaychampvinyl:basically, he is about to pull some kind of incredible Reverse Ross: renege on everything he's ever staked his name on in the most humiliating way possible and somehow come ahead
dior_cohen:my brain's broken
dior_cohen:just...wow