on kherk cobain, soft-dude breakfast, #OWS
| hotdoorknobs: | "breakfast time / croissants and wine / key lime pie, lemme be that guy" |
| hotdoorknobs: | <3 u kherk |
| jaychampvinyl: | haha! |
| jaychampvinyl: | rappers being heroically unafraid to be soft |
| jaychampvinyl: | croissants and wine!?! |
| hotdoorknobs: | best |
| hotdoorknobs: | also in this video, they go to atlantic city, a mini golf course, and OCCUPY WALL STREET |
| hotdoorknobs: | they SKATEBOARD through OWS, wearing pink belts |
| hotdoorknobs: | checkMATE, rest of the universe |
| jaychampvinyl: | haahaahahaahahaaa |
on lloyd, gay snakes, sibilance
| jaychampvinyl: | you like Lloyd, right? |
| hotdoorknobs: | i do |
| jaychampvinyl: | his voice is a little too...sibilant? |
| jaychampvinyl: | haha |
| hotdoorknobs: | o rly |
| jaychampvinyl: | it makes me feel a little bit like I'm being felt up by a gay snake |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahaha |
| hotdoorknobs: | umad.gif |
| jaychampvinyl: | yes |
| jaychampvinyl: | whatever he says, I basically here, "hey boy, wanna popsicle?" |
| hotdoorknobs: | he does have a sort of top of the nose weasel vibe |
| hotdoorknobs: | BUT STILL |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahah |
| jaychampvinyl: | yeah, I like him in doses |
| jaychampvinyl: | I like him when he's, like, a sine wave on top of his own song |
| hotdoorknobs: | there's a song on his new record i'm really into |
| hotdoorknobs: | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtvVeACnjI |
| hotdoorknobs: | might be too cocker spaniel for ya |
| jaychampvinyl: | nah, this is totally the Lloyd I can get with |
| jaychampvinyl: | this sounds SO MUCH like a track off the Young Money album |
| jaychampvinyl: | I can hear Nikki Minaj and Mack Maine plugging in hashtag raps over this |
on jay-z, wetzel's pretzels, shanghai bleek
| dior_cohen: | by the way, jay-z's verse from "light up" is proving to be something along the lines of sauce money's "reservoir dogs" |
| dior_cohen: | GOING AGAINST MY DOGS IS FAR-FETCHED |
| dior_cohen: | I'M LIKE WINDOWS 7 |
| blingcosby: | and my favorite: Triple entrendre -- DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW |
| dior_cohen: | OW! |
| dior_cohen: | OWL |
| dior_cohen: | HOUR |
| blingcosby: | DON'T |
| blingcosby: | EVEN |
| blingcosby: | ASK |
| blingcosby: | It's too bad he said that, because I was really going to ask how he classified that as a "triple entendre" |
| dior_cohen: | that's probably his best verse in the last five years |
| dior_cohen: | no |
| dior_cohen: | it's DEFINITELY the best |
| blingcosby: | come on |
| blingcosby: | MORAL VICTORIES IS FOR MINOR LEAGUE COACHES |
| dior_cohen: | oh |
| dior_cohen: | i forgot |
| dior_cohen: | :-/ |
| dior_cohen: | he was on that record |
| dior_cohen: | wow |
| blingcosby: | LAAAAAHVE |
| blingcosby: | I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF IT |
| dior_cohen: | I MIGHT BUY THE MALL |
| blingcosby: | that's a great line |
| dior_cohen: | "yes, i'd like to purchase this mall" |
| dior_cohen: | ALL OF IT |
| dior_cohen: | even the spencer's |
| dior_cohen: | "what am i going to do with this wetzel's pretzels?"- jay-z, after following through on "so appalled" |
| blingcosby: | I'd like you to rename this pretzel joint "Hovi Anne's" |
| dior_cohen: | "this sports authority will really show beanie sigel" |
| blingcosby: | "Hello, I'm Bleek, and I'll be your Sandwich Artist today" |
| dior_cohen: | oh, come on...bleek's earned the right to work at a quizno's at the very least...or at least one of the classiest ethnic joints at a mall |
| blingcosby: | say, a Big and Tall |
| dior_cohen: | "hi, i'm shanghai bleek, welcome to the panda express |
| blingcosby: | he seems like he'd make you feel comfortable |
| blingcosby: | hahahahahahaha |
| blingcosby: | that would actually be an incredible line to the start of an actual Memph Bleek verse |
| blingcosby: | "niggas call me Shanghai Bleek, I run that Panda Express" |
| dior_cohen: | the hoes they add us on google+ |
on gucci mane, michelle rodriguez, plausability
| blingcosby: | Gucci says "Play your cards right or you'll end up in Dakota" on this Writing On the Wall 2 |
| blingcosby: | not North, or South |
| blingcosby: | DAKOTA |
| blingcosby: | I call my secretary MY SEX-A-TARY |
| blingcosby: | I am loving this Gucci tape |
| dior_cohen: | that line is AWESOME |
| dior_cohen: | "dictionary" |
| dior_cohen: | i'm wondering what movie stars gucci mane has slept with |
| dior_cohen: | to verify his claim |
| blingcosby: | haha |
| dior_cohen: | that seems far-fetched |
| blingcosby: | Michelle Rodriguez? |
| blingcosby: | seems at least plausible to me for some reason |
| dior_cohen: | yes |
| dior_cohen: | where you got that is beyond me |
| blingcosby: | and to me! |
| blingcosby: | I just closed my eyes |
| blingcosby: | and saw her |
| dior_cohen: | yes |
| blingcosby: | she seemed down |
on "writings on the wall 2," fiona apple, travis porter
| hotdoorknobs: | WRITINGS ON THE WALL 2 |
| hotdoorknobs: | jussayin |
| hotdoorknobs: | also: fat trel |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahha |
| jaychampvinyl: | EVEN MORE WRITING |
| jaychampvinyl: | THE WALL IS C OVERED IN WRITING |
| hotdoorknobs: | other albums that could be called "writings on the wall": that fiona apple one, that no doubt one, the new girls one |
| hotdoorknobs: | ummmm |
| jaychampvinyl: | WHEN THE PAWN HITS THE TRAP |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahaha |
| hotdoorknobs: | YIKES |
| hotdoorknobs: | there was something i wanted to talk to you about today |
| hotdoorknobs: | and i've forgotten |
| hotdoorknobs: | :--( |
| hotdoorknobs: | it MIGHT have been to ask if you've listened to travis porter at all |
| jaychampvinyl: | the answer to that question is "nope" |
| hotdoorknobs: | ok |
| hotdoorknobs: | THE CONVERSATIONAL DEAD ENDS ON THE WALL |
on tony yayo, spongebob, the isley brothers, new jersey
| hotdoorknobs: | we talkin' rap or what? |
| jaychampvinyl: | I just listened to Tony Yayo yell "my weed underwater -- SPONGEBOB CRIB!" |
| jaychampvinyl: | so |
| hotdoorknobs: | UHHHHHH |
| hotdoorknobs: | YES |
| hotdoorknobs: | that is EXACTLY what i'm talkin' about |
| hotdoorknobs: | kendrick lamar is giving me NONE of that |
| jaychampvinyl: | he also said he has "Ron isley in the shower mic" |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahaha |
| hotdoorknobs: | you know the isleys are from teaneck? |
| jaychampvinyl: | NO! |
| hotdoorknobs: | i went to high school with their niece |
| jaychampvinyl: | really? Jesus, teaneck |
| jaychampvinyl: | full of surprises |
| hotdoorknobs: | in fact, chris rock mentions that tidbit in "no sex in the champagne room" |
| jaychampvinyl: | O SHIT |
| hotdoorknobs: | so clearly this conversation has already peaked |
| jaychampvinyl: | hahahha |
| jaychampvinyl: | t began with SPONGEBOB CRIB |
| jaychampvinyl: | it's hard to keep badnews going when all we have to do is yell two catchphrases and we both start giggling |
| jaychampvinyl: | SPONGEBOB, TEANECK.#weout |
on E-40, spittums, splitting hairs
| hotdoorknobs: | i clearly need to listening to more of this recent E40 shit |
| jaychampvinyl: | good, right?? |
| hotdoorknobs: | just listening to this one noz posted |
| hotdoorknobs: | pretty out there |
| hotdoorknobs: | love that it also can be described as "two and a half solid hours of impeccable spittums" |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahha |
| jaychampvinyl: | IMPECCABLE SPTIIUMS |
| jaychampvinyl: | fantastic |
| jaychampvinyl: | I would really call those spittums more "unimpeachable" than "impeccable," but I'm splitting hairs |
| hotdoorknobs: | i smell ya |
on gunplay, weed carrier 2.0
| hotdoorknobs: | so this dude is a rick ross weed carrier right? |
| jaychampvinyl: | yes |
| jaychampvinyl: | except he's less of a traditional "weed carrier" and more of the "guy who snorts his leftover coke" |
| jaychampvinyl: | though that's less catchy |
| jaychampvinyl: | Coke Vacuum? |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahaha |
| hotdoorknobs: | blow schmo? |
| jaychampvinyl: | YES |
| jaychampvinyl: | that's it |
| hotdoorknobs: | somehow i don't think he'd self-identify as such |
| hotdoorknobs: | HUNCH |
on gunplay, swastikas, yawning
| hotdoorknobs: | so i downloaded this gunplay mixtape |
| hotdoorknobs: | finally |
| hotdoorknobs: | looking forward to it |
| hotdoorknobs: | you know in addition to the inglorious basterd-ripping art, apparently he has a swastika tattoo on the back of his neck?! |
| hotdoorknobs: | just FYI |
| hotdoorknobs: | you know |
| jaychampvinyl: | yawn |
| jaychampvinyl: | OVER IT |
| jaychampvinyl: | KEEP UP WITH YR RSS FEED |
| jaychampvinyl: | (kidding) |
| hotdoorknobs: | :--( |
| hotdoorknobs: | fair 'nuff |
on wale, obsfuscation, rick ross hating money
| jaychampvinyl: | uh, so remember when you made that joke about hoping Wale's next record is all strip club bangers? |
| dior_cohen: | .... |
| jaychampvinyl: | you're going to get your wish |
| jaychampvinyl: | Wale Folarin is SIGNING WITH MAYBACH MUSIC |
| jaychampvinyl: | http://rapradar.com/2010/12/13/new-music-wale-x-roscoe-dash-talk2me/ |
| dior_cohen: | there's a song called "picture phone foreplay" on the new sheek louch |
| jaychampvinyl: | HAHAHAH |
| jaychampvinyl: | that is a PHENOMENAL song title |
| dior_cohen: | there is just no obfuscation with sheek louch |
| jaychampvinyl: | haha |
| jaychampvinyl: | refreshing |
| dior_cohen: | MAYBACH MUSIC |
| dior_cohen: | no words |
| jaychampvinyl: | "yo, why you like that new Sheek?" "Yo, the total lack of obsfuscation" |
| dior_cohen: | this wale is actually pretty good |
| jaychampvinyl: | IT IS!! |
| dior_cohen: | i can't picture rick ross listening to "mixtape about nothing" |
| jaychampvinyl: | basically, he is about to pull some kind of incredible Reverse Ross: renege on everything he's ever staked his name on in the most humiliating way possible and somehow come ahead |
| dior_cohen: | my brain's broken |
| dior_cohen: | just...wow |
