on new weezy, grandma
| jaychampvinyl: | wow, some real gems on this Wayne |
| jaychampvinyl: | example: |
| jaychampvinyl: | "Your flow never wet like Grandma pussy/My flow always good like grandma cookies" |
| jaychampvinyl: | HAHAHAHA |
| hotdoorknobs: | YES |
| hotdoorknobs: | that is gross/amazing |
| jaychampvinyl: | YES. |
on juelz, twitter, lemonade
| jaychampvinyl: | ok |
| jaychampvinyl: | dude |
| jaychampvinyl: | dude |
| jaychampvinyl: | Juelz |
| jaychampvinyl: | Santanta's |
| jaychampvinyl: | |
| jaychampvinyl: | first of all: |
| jaychampvinyl: | he starts every tweet, literally, with"A!" |
| jaychampvinyl: | example (REAL EXAMPLE): |
| jaychampvinyl: | "A! did yall know that I make the BEST Lemonade??" |
| hotdoorknobs: | no. |
| hotdoorknobs: | NO. |
| jaychampvinyl: | YES. |
| hotdoorknobs: | LEMONADE WAS THE BEST DRINK/ AND IT STILL IS |
| jaychampvinyl: | wait |
| hotdoorknobs: | pardon me |
| hotdoorknobs: | it's |
| hotdoorknobs: | LEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK/ AND IT STILL IS |
| hotdoorknobs: | thanks guru |
| hotdoorknobs: | for bringing this full circle |
| jaychampvinyl: | on Oct. 21 |
| jaychampvinyl: | at 3:41 |
| jaychampvinyl: | he writes: |
| jaychampvinyl: | "A!" |
| jaychampvinyl: | that is all |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahahaha |
on ghettosocks
| jaychampvinyl: | http://www.emusic.com/album/El-Da-Sensei-The-Money-EP-MP3-Download/11680191.html |
| jaychampvinyl: | track 4 |
| jaychampvinyl: | Ain't Trippin (feat. Ghettosocks & Timbuktu) |
| jaychampvinyl: | GHETTOSOCKS |
| jaychampvinyl: | rappers out there stealing OTHER rap names I could have used |
on rap being good, coffee talk with linda richman
| jaychampvinyl: | hey, you know what's good? |
| jaychampvinyl: | rap music. |
| jaychampvinyl: | that is all. |
| hotdoorknobs: | absolutely |
| hotdoorknobs: | into it |
| jaychampvinyl: | DISCUSS AMONGST YOURSELVES. |
| hotdoorknobs: | pea/nut |
| jaychampvinyl: | yes! |
| jaychampvinyl: | precisely |
| jaychampvinyl: | Del Tha Funky Homosapien was neither funky nor a homo |
| jaychampvinyl: | DISCUSS |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahahahahahahah |
on beans, deep thoughts
| jaychampvinyl: | Beanie has a point: I really DON'T want to eat through a straw |
| jaychampvinyl: | he also has a point when he says: "Shit where you eat, might as well lay where you pee" |
| jaychampvinyl: | TRENCHANT |
| jaychampvinyl: | THINK ABOUT IT |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahahahahahha |
| hotdoorknobs: | that's some jack handy shit |
on more max b paranoia, confusion
| hotdoorknobs: | still buried treasures w/these max b mixtapes |
| hotdoorknobs: | like |
| hotdoorknobs: | track 21 on "public domain 2" |
| hotdoorknobs: | is "F**k Is My Cash" |
| hotdoorknobs: | track 17 |
| hotdoorknobs: | "BIG WHITE OWL" |
| jaychampvinyl: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| jaychampvinyl: | whoaaaa |
| hotdoorknobs: | BIG |
| hotdoorknobs: | WHITE |
| hotdoorknobs: | OWL |
| jaychampvinyl: | is that one about Harry Potter? |
| hotdoorknobs: | something up going on with max b |
| jaychampvinyl: | "I'm selling shit to snort up in Hogwarts" |
| hotdoorknobs: | clearly getting increasingly paranoid on this mixtape |
| jaychampvinyl: | Fuck is My CasH????? |
| hotdoorknobs: | track 21: "fuck is my cash", sure. |
| hotdoorknobs: | track 4 is "hold me." |
| jaychampvinyl: | HAHAHAHAH |
| jaychampvinyl: | jesus god. |
| hotdoorknobs: | also, the subtitle of "public domain 2" is "rise of the silver surfer." |
| hotdoorknobs: | "..." |
| hotdoorknobs: | WHAT |
| jaychampvinyl: | o god |
| jaychampvinyl: | literal LOL |
| jaychampvinyl: | pain |
on max b, unexpected morning gifts
| hotdoorknobs: | yeah this one max b tape |
| hotdoorknobs: | is clearly classic |
| hotdoorknobs: | "Gimme Slaws (feat. Mack Mustard)" |
| jaychampvinyl: | no. |
| jaychampvinyl: | you clearly --- CLEARLY -- made that up |
| hotdoorknobs: | also, the clear winner: |
| hotdoorknobs: | "Fuckfaces 2k9 (feat. Dame Grease & Mack Mustard)" |
| jaychampvinyl: | HAHAHAHAHAHA |
| hotdoorknobs: | REAL SONG |
| jaychampvinyl: | oh |
| jaychampvinyl: | no no no no no no |
| hotdoorknobs: | good morning, max b! thank you! |
| jaychampvinyl: | THAT IS |
| jaychampvinyl: | CHRISTMAS MORNING |
| jaychampvinyl: | seriously, every single word |
| jaychampvinyl: | of that song title |
| jaychampvinyl: | is 3x funnier than the one preceeding it |
| jaychampvinyl: | and, I mean, it STARTS with FUCKFACES |
| hotdoorknobs: | hahahahah |
| jaychampvinyl: | only goes uphill from there |
on gift of gab, sucking
| jaychampvinyl: | btw, this is the description on HipHopDX of Gift Of Gab's upcoming solo record, title Escape 2 Mars, which I will be reviewing: |
| jaychampvinyl: | "Escape 2 Mars, which will be available on CD, vinyl and digital download format, combines various mundane elements intermixed with an electronic sound scheme." |
| hotdoorknobs: | HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
| jaychampvinyl: | COMBINES VARIOUS MUNDANE ELEMENTS |
| hotdoorknobs: | wow |
| jaychampvinyl: | INTERMIXED |
| hotdoorknobs: | you just got sonned |
| hotdoorknobs: | that is embarrassing |
on ballads, pistachios
| hotdoorknobs: | i'm loading this keyshia cole video and there is literally a commercial for PISTACHIOS that loads before it. |
| hotdoorknobs: | fucking pistachios |
| hotdoorknobs: | wtf |
| jaychampvinyl: | hahaha |
| jaychampvinyl: | lotsa overlpa in the "I like keyshia cole" and "I like pistachios" market |
| hotdoorknobs: | pistachio n' b |
| jaychampvinyl: | HAHA |
| jaychampvinyl: | hey, do you enjoy Trey Songz? then you'll love milk! |
| hotdoorknobs: | i need a shirt that says, "i sat through a youtube ad for postachios and all i got was this tepid r&b song." |
on tickling ivory
| jaychampvinyl: | so apparently on this one song on a Game mixtape, Rick Ross says, out of nowhere, "I fucks pianos." |
| jaychampvinyl: | so there's that. |
