December 2011
1 post
on kherk cobain, soft-dude breakfast, #OWS
hotdoorknobs: "breakfast time / croissants and wine / key lime pie, lemme be that guy"
hotdoorknobs:
jaychampvinyl: haha!
jaychampvinyl: rappers being heroically unafraid to be soft
jaychampvinyl: croissants and wine!?!
hotdoorknobs: best
hotdoorknobs: also in this video, they go to atlantic city, a mini golf course, and OCCUPY WALL STREET
hotdoorknobs: they SKATEBOARD through OWS, wearing pink belts
hotdoorknobs: checkMATE, rest of the universe
jaychampvinyl: haahaahahaahahaaa
September 2011
1 post
on lloyd, gay snakes, sibilance
jaychampvinyl: you like Lloyd, right?
hotdoorknobs: i do
jaychampvinyl: his voice is a little too...sibilant?
jaychampvinyl: haha
hotdoorknobs: o rly
jaychampvinyl: it makes me feel a little bit like I'm being felt up by a gay snake
hotdoorknobs: hahahaha
hotdoorknobs: umad.gif
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: whatever he says, I basically here, "hey boy, wanna popsicle?"
hotdoorknobs: he does have a sort of top of the nose weasel vibe
hotdoorknobs: BUT STILL
hotdoorknobs: hahah
jaychampvinyl: yeah, I like him in doses
jaychampvinyl: I like him when he's, like, a sine wave on top of his own song
hotdoorknobs: there's a song on his new record i'm really into
hotdoorknobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtvVeACnjI
hotdoorknobs: might be too cocker spaniel for ya
jaychampvinyl: nah, this is totally the Lloyd I can get with
jaychampvinyl: this sounds SO MUCH like a track off the Young Money album
jaychampvinyl: I can hear Nikki Minaj and Mack Maine plugging in hashtag raps over this
July 2011
4 posts
on jay-z, wetzel's pretzels, shanghai bleek
dior_cohen: by the way, jay-z's verse from "light up" is proving to be something along the lines of sauce money's "reservoir dogs"
dior_cohen: GOING AGAINST MY DOGS IS FAR-FETCHED
dior_cohen: I'M LIKE WINDOWS 7
blingcosby: and my favorite: Triple entrendre -- DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW
dior_cohen: OW!
dior_cohen: OWL
dior_cohen: HOUR
blingcosby: DON'T
blingcosby: EVEN
blingcosby: ASK
blingcosby: It's too bad he said that, because I was really going to ask how he classified that as a "triple entendre"
dior_cohen: that's probably his best verse in the last five years
dior_cohen: no
dior_cohen: it's DEFINITELY the best
blingcosby: come on
blingcosby: MORAL VICTORIES IS FOR MINOR LEAGUE COACHES
dior_cohen: oh
dior_cohen: i forgot
dior_cohen: :-/
dior_cohen: he was on that record
dior_cohen: wow
blingcosby: LAAAAAHVE
blingcosby: I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF IT
dior_cohen: I MIGHT BUY THE MALL
blingcosby: that's a great line
dior_cohen: "yes, i'd like to purchase this mall"
dior_cohen: ALL OF IT
dior_cohen: even the spencer's
dior_cohen: "what am i going to do with this wetzel's pretzels?"- jay-z, after following through on "so appalled"
blingcosby: I'd like you to rename this pretzel joint "Hovi Anne's"
dior_cohen: "this sports authority will really show beanie sigel"
blingcosby: "Hello, I'm Bleek, and I'll be your Sandwich Artist today"
dior_cohen: oh, come on...bleek's earned the right to work at a quizno's at the very least...or at least one of the classiest ethnic joints at a mall
blingcosby: say, a Big and Tall
dior_cohen: "hi, i'm shanghai bleek, welcome to the panda express
blingcosby: he seems like he'd make you feel comfortable
blingcosby: hahahahahahaha
blingcosby: that would actually be an incredible line to the start of an actual Memph Bleek verse
blingcosby: "niggas call me Shanghai Bleek, I run that Panda Express"
dior_cohen: the hoes they add us on google+
on gucci mane, michelle rodriguez, plausability
blingcosby: Gucci says "Play your cards right or you'll end up in Dakota" on this Writing On the Wall 2
blingcosby: not North, or South
blingcosby: DAKOTA
blingcosby: I call my secretary MY SEX-A-TARY
blingcosby: I am loving this Gucci tape
dior_cohen: that line is AWESOME
dior_cohen: "dictionary"
dior_cohen: i'm wondering what movie stars gucci mane has slept with
dior_cohen: to verify his claim
blingcosby: haha
dior_cohen: that seems far-fetched
blingcosby: Michelle Rodriguez?
blingcosby: seems at least plausible to me for some reason
dior_cohen: yes
dior_cohen: where you got that is beyond me
blingcosby: and to me!
blingcosby: I just closed my eyes
blingcosby: and saw her
dior_cohen: yes
blingcosby: she seemed down
on "writings on the wall 2," fiona apple, travis...
hotdoorknobs: WRITINGS ON THE WALL 2
hotdoorknobs: jussayin
hotdoorknobs: also: fat trel
hotdoorknobs: hahahha
jaychampvinyl: EVEN MORE WRITING
jaychampvinyl: THE WALL IS C OVERED IN WRITING
hotdoorknobs: other albums that could be called "writings on the wall": that fiona apple one, that no doubt one, the new girls one
hotdoorknobs: ummmm
jaychampvinyl: WHEN THE PAWN HITS THE TRAP
hotdoorknobs: hahaha
hotdoorknobs: YIKES
hotdoorknobs: there was something i wanted to talk to you about today
hotdoorknobs: and i've forgotten
hotdoorknobs: :--(
hotdoorknobs: it MIGHT have been to ask if you've listened to travis porter at all
jaychampvinyl: the answer to that question is "nope"
hotdoorknobs: ok
hotdoorknobs: THE CONVERSATIONAL DEAD ENDS ON THE WALL
on tony yayo, spongebob, the isley brothers, new...
hotdoorknobs: we talkin' rap or what?
jaychampvinyl: I just listened to Tony Yayo yell "my weed underwater -- SPONGEBOB CRIB!"
jaychampvinyl: so
hotdoorknobs: UHHHHHH
hotdoorknobs: YES
hotdoorknobs: that is EXACTLY what i'm talkin' about
hotdoorknobs: kendrick lamar is giving me NONE of that
jaychampvinyl: he also said he has "Ron isley in the shower mic"
hotdoorknobs: hahahaha
hotdoorknobs: you know the isleys are from teaneck?
jaychampvinyl: NO!
hotdoorknobs: i went to high school with their niece
jaychampvinyl: really? Jesus, teaneck
jaychampvinyl: full of surprises
hotdoorknobs: in fact, chris rock mentions that tidbit in "no sex in the champagne room"
jaychampvinyl: O SHIT
hotdoorknobs: so clearly this conversation has already peaked
jaychampvinyl: hahahha
jaychampvinyl: t began with SPONGEBOB CRIB
jaychampvinyl: it's hard to keep badnews going when all we have to do is yell two catchphrases and we both start giggling
jaychampvinyl: SPONGEBOB, TEANECK.#weout
March 2011
1 post
on E-40, spittums, splitting hairs
hotdoorknobs: i clearly need to listening to more of this recent E40 shit
jaychampvinyl: good, right??
hotdoorknobs: just listening to this one noz posted
hotdoorknobs: pretty out there
hotdoorknobs: love that it also can be described as "two and a half solid hours of impeccable spittums"
hotdoorknobs: hahahha
jaychampvinyl: IMPECCABLE SPTIIUMS
jaychampvinyl: fantastic
jaychampvinyl: I would really call those spittums more "unimpeachable" than "impeccable," but I'm splitting hairs
hotdoorknobs: i smell ya
January 2011
2 posts
on gunplay, weed carrier 2.0
hotdoorknobs: so this dude is a rick ross weed carrier right?
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: except he's less of a traditional "weed carrier" and more of the "guy who snorts his leftover coke"
jaychampvinyl: though that's less catchy
jaychampvinyl: Coke Vacuum?
hotdoorknobs: hahaha
hotdoorknobs: blow schmo?
jaychampvinyl: YES
jaychampvinyl: that's it
hotdoorknobs: somehow i don't think he'd self-identify as such
hotdoorknobs: HUNCH
on gunplay, swastikas, yawning
hotdoorknobs: so i downloaded this gunplay mixtape
hotdoorknobs: finally
hotdoorknobs: looking forward to it
hotdoorknobs: you know in addition to the inglorious basterd-ripping art, apparently he has a swastika tattoo on the back of his neck?!
hotdoorknobs: just FYI
hotdoorknobs: you know
jaychampvinyl: yawn
jaychampvinyl: OVER IT
jaychampvinyl: KEEP UP WITH YR RSS FEED
jaychampvinyl: (kidding)
hotdoorknobs: :--(
hotdoorknobs: fair 'nuff
December 2010
2 posts
on wale, obsfuscation, rick ross hating money
jaychampvinyl: uh, so remember when you made that joke about hoping Wale's next record is all strip club bangers?
dior_cohen: ....
jaychampvinyl: you're going to get your wish
jaychampvinyl: Wale Folarin is SIGNING WITH MAYBACH MUSIC
jaychampvinyl: http://rapradar.com/2010/12/13/new-music-wale-x-roscoe-dash-talk2me/
dior_cohen: there's a song called "picture phone foreplay" on the new sheek louch
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAH
jaychampvinyl: that is a PHENOMENAL song title
dior_cohen: there is just no obfuscation with sheek louch
jaychampvinyl: haha
jaychampvinyl: refreshing
dior_cohen: MAYBACH MUSIC
dior_cohen: no words
jaychampvinyl: "yo, why you like that new Sheek?" "Yo, the total lack of obsfuscation"
dior_cohen: this wale is actually pretty good
jaychampvinyl: IT IS!!
dior_cohen: i can't picture rick ross listening to "mixtape about nothing"
jaychampvinyl: basically, he is about to pull some kind of incredible Reverse Ross: renege on everything he's ever staked his name on in the most humiliating way possible and somehow come ahead
dior_cohen: my brain's broken
dior_cohen: just...wow
on raekwon, loofas, unemployment
dior_cohen: how come no rapper has used the term "orinoco flow" yet?
dior_cohen: c'mon rae
jaychampvinyl: word
jaychampvinyl: have you heard Butter Kinves?
dior_cohen: yes
dior_cohen: good stuff
jaychampvinyl: Rae -- comin out ahead! really slowly!
dior_cohen: what happened to him having badass song titles though?
dior_cohen: not quite as bad as "baggin' crack," but still
jaychampvinyl81: haha
jaychampvinyl: I thought the same
jaychampvinyl: Butter Knives? Jolly Ranchers?
dior_cohen: surgical gloves
dior_cohen: "hospital gowns" prod. by mathematics
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
jaychampvinyl: Rae 2011 song titles:
jaychampvinyl: Ribbon Candy
dior_cohen: "fabric softener"
jaychampvinyl: Loofahs
jaychampvinyl: haha
dior_cohen: i'm just looking at my kitchen right now coming up with rae song titles
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
dior_cohen: #unemployment
October 2010
2 posts
on purp kobain, todd hamburger, meta...
hotdoorknobs: q: am i listening to a mixtape called "purp kobain?"
hotdoorknobs: a: YES.
hotdoorknobs: right now i'm on a track called "september 24th" - which is produced by a guy named todd hamburger
hotdoorknobs: "..."
jaychampvinyl: TODD HAMBURGER
jaychampvinyl: it's the Internet! You can call yourself literally ANYTHING YOU WANT
hotdoorknobs: josh the goon, "laugh at me" (prod. todd hamburger)
jaychampvinyl: haha
jaychampvinyl: was definitely reaching for the Josh the GOon joke
hotdoorknobs: you can tell what era bad news it is whether we're reaching for glasses malone or josh the goon jokes
jaychampvinyl: haha
jaychampvinyl: so you mean the GOLDEN AGE, right?
jaychampvinyl: because these are clearly the days to remember
jaychampvinyl: side note: Game just said "this is Avatar for niggas that don't have a car"
hotdoorknobs: no joke, winter '09 was the illmatic of IM-based rap fuckery
jaychampvinyl: one hot post every six months average
hotdoorknobs: hahahahah
on black milk, failed slaughterhouse punning
hotdoorknobs: fucking black milk
jaychampvinyl: HAHA
hotdoorknobs: black milk, ryan leslie and swizz should form a supergroup where they just produce instrumental albums
jaychampvinyl: haha
jaychampvinyl: Black Milk - Donuts
jaychampvinyl: is gross
hotdoorknobs: yikes
jaychampvinyl: Swizz - (Doin) Donuts (ON MY DIRTBIKE!VROOM VROOM!)
hotdoorknobs: i'm trying to think of a pun on slaughterhouse
jaychampvinyl: Ryan Leslie - The Audio Diary of the Real Joe Camel
hotdoorknobs: for this imaginary bad rapper/great producer club
hotdoorknobs: hahahahah
hotdoorknobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMldtCNyZ0
hotdoorknobs: like... this beat?
jaychampvinyl: I've heard this
hotdoorknobs: but then he starts saying words
hotdoorknobs: out loud
hotdoorknobs: oops
jaychampvinyl: it's SO AWESOME and wasted in a way that actually makes me ANGRY
jaychampvinyl: hahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: how good would everyone else in the world sound in this, seriously?
hotdoorknobs: seriously
hotdoorknobs: i can't remember ever feeling such a tangible sense of "I CAN'T WAIT TIL ROYCE DA 5'9" COMES IN"
jaychampvinyl: also: Royce Da 5'9 is the guy in the lunch cafeteria who put jello in his mashed potatoes and then ate it while everyone watched
jaychampvinyl: and then ripped a huge fart and laughed at it himself
jaychampvinyl: in sweatpants
jaychampvinyl: that's who he is
jaychampvinyl: like, spiritually
hotdoorknobs: LIKE, SPIRITUALLY
June 2010
2 posts
on papoose, swaddling, retinal enimas
hotdoorknobs: siri was looking over my shoulder when i opened up the papoose mixtape
hotdoorknobs: and she was like "ummm this guy's name is PAPOOSE? that's what native americans use to swaddle their babies"
hotdoorknobs: very real LOL
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHA
jaychampvinyl: pa POOSE pa...POOSE!
hotdoorknobs: also amatuer hour that he has that song "putting in twork"
hotdoorknobs: TWERK, obviously
hotdoorknobs: dickweed
hotdoorknobs: papoose is the worst
hotdoorknobs: also *pause* at "glock busta" going right into "buck naked"
jaychampvinyl: his lyrics sound like someone very carefully shouting instructions from an installation manaul at you
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahh
jaychampvinyl: OK, FIRST, YOU HAVE TO FIND THE COAXIAL CABLE
jaychampvinyl: THEN MOVE THAT TWORK
jaychampvinyl: "I need an enema inside my retina"
jaychampvinyl: he says those words in that order
hotdoorknobs: ummmmmmmmm
hotdoorknobs: WHAT
jaychampvinyl: granted, the line break falls in between
jaychampvinyl: but those words still happen in succession
jaychampvinyl: I NEED AN ENEMA
jaychampvinyl: IN MY RETINA
jaychampvinyl: ALSO:
jaychampvinyl: I GOT A MENTAL PIANO
jaychampvinyl: I'm assuming he needs a retina enema because he sees so much bullshit
jaychampvinyl: one final thought: "Thugacation" is a pretty serious Trick Daddy fail
hotdoorknobs: i was about to say, i appreciate that you can speak on his (lack of) rapping ability, b/c i was just gonna post up and take potshots at the song titles
hotdoorknobs: so i didn't have to actually listen to this
hotdoorknobs: haha
hotdoorknobs: MARIOTT COMMERCIAL being particularly ripe
on remy block
hotdoorknobs: the other day when i was moving the car
hotdoorknobs: on saturday night
hotdoorknobs: peak time
hotdoorknobs: the DJ was like "OK! REMY BLOCK!"
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHA
hotdoorknobs: and i was like... "what"
jaychampvinyl: remy....block?
hotdoorknobs: and he just played this medley of remy songs
hotdoorknobs: remy ma
hotdoorknobs: that is
jaychampvinyl: OK, TIME TO GET OUT THAT CHINO XL
hotdoorknobs: and i'm like
hotdoorknobs: "what"
jaychampvinyl: that's amazing
hotdoorknobs: it certainly was... something
May 2010
2 posts
on nah right comments, the G.O.A.T quick snack
hotdoorknobs: ok so i am kind of weirdly obsessed with nah right comment sections
hotdoorknobs: still
hotdoorknobs: early on in the comments on this post about drake's new leak, some dude says, "smh @ a charli 2na post getting 3 comments, 2 of which were mine and this post has already got 8. It’s fucking alarming to be honest."
hotdoorknobs: O RLY
hotdoorknobs: ALARMING?
hotdoorknobs: WHERE IS THE CHARLI 2NA LOVE U GUYZ??
hotdoorknobs: (also, this guy's handle is "EnglandRepresent", sooooooooo)
hotdoorknobs: oh and PS: the comment TWO after that one is "If it wasn’t for the last 30 minutes in IronMan 2 I would say it was garbage. The trailer/comercial spoiled alot."
hotdoorknobs: contextless, of course
hotdoorknobs: and FINALLY, i skipped to the bottom to see where this cosmically fucked game of telephone could possibly end
hotdoorknobs: and someone named cOLD lets us know that "Bun and cheese is goat quick snack."
hotdoorknobs: then immediately follows his own comment with "pause on the Bun."
hotdoorknobs: to which London Bloke says, "Truth"
hotdoorknobs: i am deriving unnecessary amounts of pleasure from this
on archibald bonkers, slapstick rap
hotdoorknobs: do you know that freddie gibbs' manager's name is archibald bonkers?
hotdoorknobs: ......
blingcosby: noooooo
blingcosby: I can safely say I didn't know that.
blingcosby: Archibald
blingcosby: BONKERS!?
blingcosby: shit, why isn't that guy a hypeman
hotdoorknobs: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/05/hip_hops_new_business_model_ma.html
hotdoorknobs: “I was over at Interscope when we signed Souljah Boy,” recalls Archibald Bonkers, manager of Indiana rapper Freddie Gibbs
hotdoorknobs: i almost spittled up my cornflakes
blingcosby: hahahahahahaha
blingcosby: gross/amazing
blingcosby: game grown, prefer you call me Archibald
hotdoorknobs: archibald bonkers sounds like bling cosby's weed carrier
blingcosby: dude, fuck YES
blingcosby: tweet of my day, thanks
hotdoorknobs: supergroup: archibald bonkers, bling cosby, glasses malone
blingcosby: hahahahaha
hotdoorknobs: SLAPSTICK RAP
blingcosby: on some Curly Moe Larry shit
January 2010
8 posts
on no limit's status, mystikal, marilyn manson
hotdoorknobs: e-mail from a friend:
hotdoorknobs: Also, speaking of mid-90s rap, did you know that almost half of the original No Limit Records line-up is currently in jail or recently released, including C-Murder (appropriately enough, for murder), Mac (manslaughter), both Kane and Abel (drug conspiracy), and Mystikal (sexual battery). Meanwhile, Mercedes (only of the only women on the label) reportedly left the music business after her 1999 solo album "Rear End" to go to law school. Just thought you'd want to know ...
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
jaychampvinyl: you should correct him: Mystikal was, in fact, just released LAST week
hotdoorknobs: OH SNAP
hotdoorknobs: i will
jaychampvinyl: he served FIVE YEARS
hotdoorknobs: i remember when marilyn manson compared him to james brown
hotdoorknobs: #justsayin
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHA
on rawws, boobie boy gang, winning couplets
jaychampvinyl: you know how Rick Ross sometimes refers to his posse as the "Boobie Boy Gang?"
jaychampvinyl: (if you did not know that, Rick Ross sometimes refers to his gang as the "Boobie Boy Gang")
hotdoorknobs: ummm NO
hotdoorknobs: but that rules
jaychampvinyl: well, this gives that a whole other level of meaning:
jaychampvinyl: http://rapradar.com/2010/01/28/rick-ross-speaks-on-new-john-legend-collab/
jaychampvinyl: note: Rick Ross, when he says it, ironically does not mean men who have large boobs
hotdoorknobs: the video still alone is a WIN
jaychampvinyl: hahah
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: that's all I got
jaychampvinyl: I didn't watch it
jaychampvinyl: just, man boobs
jaychampvinyl: BOOBIE BOYS
hotdoorknobs: hahahahha
hotdoorknobs: #raponspec about man boobs?
hotdoorknobs: rhyme it with poobs??!?!
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jaychampvinyl: I was gonna say "canned food"
hotdoorknobs: we just found the end of the world
hotdoorknobs: and it is that couplet
jaychampvinyl: but "poobs" is, well..."poobs"
jaychampvinyl: "Lotta mixtape DJs, but you still my man, Poobs/Got stacks of cash hiding under Rick Ross's man boobs"
hotdoorknobs: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
on reeseman, crazily-named fake friends
hotdoorknobs: http://www.thefader.com/2010/01/28/video-waka-flocka-flame-f-derez-reeseman-kackalack-slim-dunkin-dae-dae-80s-baby/
hotdoorknobs: i like that there's a rapper named reese kackalack
hotdoorknobs: reeseman that is
jaychampvinyl: Reeseman Kackalack!?!?!
jaychampvinyl: nice job, Reeseman
jaychampvinyl: Skittles Bla-Dow
jaychampvinyl: Reeseman Kackalack ft. Skittles Bla-Dow, Jumpy McGoonsalot
jaychampvinyl: rmx. ft. Huggy McGee
hotdoorknobs: (prod. glasses malone)
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHA
on killer mike, the grammys, christian names
hotdoorknobs: headline:
hotdoorknobs: Killer Mike Bothered by Grammy Nominations
hotdoorknobs: you guyssssssssssssss, the grammmmmmys i'm totally upset!!!
jaychampvinyl: hahahaha
hotdoorknobs: also, his real name is Mike Bigga??
jaychampvinyl: BOTHERED
jaychampvinyl: I didn't know that
jaychampvinyl: Bigga????
jaychampvinyl: like, his given, Christian name
jaychampvinyl: is BIGGA
hotdoorknobs: i will say, the reason he's bothered is awesome
hotdoorknobs: “If [Ross’] album doesn’t get nominated for rap album of the year or album of the year, all this shit is rigged up,”
jaychampvinyl: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hotdoorknobs: #realtalk
on slaughterhouse, poland
hotdoorknobs: RAP RADAR: Slaughterhouse Terrorize Poland
hotdoorknobs: GREAT HEADLINE
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahahahh
jaychampvinyl: OH MAN
jaychampvinyl: JOE BUDDEN TO POLAND: FEED ON MY SAUSAGE
jaychampvinyl: NEW MIXTAPE: WE DIDN'T FORGET POLAND
hotdoorknobs: i haven't clicked on the link because i just wanna bask in that headline
jaychampvinyl: Joell Ortiz: "BITCH GOT MY POLE LOCKED (GEDDDIT, POLE LOCKED!)"
hotdoorknobs: eep
jaychampvinyl: HAHA
jaychampvinyl: well, it's something he would say
jaychampvinyl: come on
jaychampvinyl: don't shoot the messenger here
jaychampvinyl: blame Joell
hotdoorknobs: i will always
hotdoorknobs: don't worry
on gchat, rawwwws, cameltoe
Jayson: why are you on google talk?
Alex: AIM just killing me
Jayson: ah I see
Alex: trying to streamline
Alex: you know
Alex: do you use google talk or just gchat?
Alex: this seems much preferable to me
Alex: it operates like IM, so seperate windows n stuff
Jayson: I just use gchat, but yeah, Google talk is supposed to work really well too
Alex: this would not be good for bad news rap dudes tho
Alex: so that must be considered
Jayson: hahahah yes
Alex: what if i wanna talk about the mediocrity of yung LA
Jayson: WHAT IF INDEED
Alex: THINGS TO CONSIDER
Jayson: that reminds me:
Jayson: MAFIA MUSIC 2 just leaked
Alex: is that raws?
Jayson: oh fuck yeah
Alex: that dude is an OFFICER
Jayson: he says his clip is "bigger than Nicki Minaj's camel toe"
Alex: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayson: I love him
Alex: that is fucking brutal
Alex: and perfect
Jayson: SHE HAS A FAIRLY HUGE CAMEL TOE, IT MUST BE NOTED
Alex: doy
Jayson: also
Jayson: he says this at the opening:
Jayson: "What's behind the moon? GANGSTA CITY"
Jayson: over vibraphones
Jayson: in a talkdown
on no I.D., the verve
hotdoorknobs: "No I.D. Working with Jay-Z, J. Cole, Drake & dude from The Verve"
hotdoorknobs: hahaha
hotdoorknobs: ok
jaychampvinyl: HAHA
jaychampvinyl: wow
hotdoorknobs: nice headline
jaychampvinyl: GOT THAT VERVE PIPE, CUZ I'M FRESH, MAN
hotdoorknobs: BOSS OF ALL BOSSES 3!! RICHARD ASHCROFT!!!
on wayne, "f", photosynthesis
hotdoorknobs: new thing wayne says the "f" in weezy f baby is for...
hotdoorknobs: "phenomenal"
hotdoorknobs: hahahahhaah
hotdoorknobs:
jaychampvinyl: yes
hotdoorknobs: O RLY
jaychampvinyl: THE F IS FOR....
jaychampvinyl: PNEUMONIA
hotdoorknobs: PHOTOSYNTHESIS
hotdoorknobs: CUZ I PROCESS GREEN
jaychampvinyl: WHOAAAAA
jaychampvinyl: YOU ARE GILLIE DA KID
December 2009
8 posts
on drake, captain hook, nonsense
hotdoorknobs: help me parse this, pls
hotdoorknobs: "on my records, i'm captain hook and my new car is rufio"
hotdoorknobs: "..."
hotdoorknobs: what?
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: that's amazing
jaychampvinyl: like, I know the movie he's reference, and I know BOTH CHARACTERS he's referencing
jaychampvinyl: and I'm STILL in the dark
jaychampvinyl: is that Drake?
hotdoorknobs: yeah
jaychampvinyl: he seems to do that a lot
jaychampvinyl: "on my records, I'm Chunk and my car is the Fratelli brothers"
jaychampvinyl: that one actually makes MORE SENSE....accidentally
hotdoorknobs: hahahahah OOPS I'M BETTER THAN DRAKE
hotdoorknobs: SORRY GUYS
jaychampvinyl: hahahahaha
on juvenile, "ha", deafness
jaychampvinyl: I'm listening to Juvenile 400 Degreez
hotdoorknobs: i had that album in high school i remember it being into it
jaychampvinyl: you hated "Ha," tho
hotdoorknobs: obv
jaychampvinyl: haha
hotdoorknobs: yes
jaychampvinyl: right
hotdoorknobs: that song is terrible
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
jaychampvinyl: you still hate it?
hotdoorknobs: last i checked
jaychampvinyl: is it because he sounds like he is actually deaf?
jaychampvinyl: like a Nolia Marlee Matlin?
jaychampvinyl: because he sounds like he isn't sure what a beat is?
hotdoorknobs: it is the more aggressive non-flow this side of paul barman
jaychampvinyl: hahahah
jaychampvinyl: I kinda love it
jaychampvinyl: but I didn't ever develop a strong aversion
jaychampvinyl: i'ts kind of hilarious in its way
hotdoorknobs: it is... funny
hotdoorknobs: in its badness
jaychampvinyl: and "Ha" never ever DOESN'T rhyme with "Ha"
jaychampvinyl: not even once
jaychampvinyl: seriously, like clockwork
jaychampvinyl: EVERY TIME
hotdoorknobs: the best part is he never actually says "ha"
hotdoorknobs: he always says "uhhhnnh"
jaychampvinyl: hahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: I would transcribe it as "Hnahhnah?"
jaychampvinyl: but point taken
on wayne, jae millz, charles dickens
hotdoorknobs: "flow nasty like cole slaw/ call me mr. no flaw"
hotdoorknobs:
jaychampvinyl: HAHAAA yessssss
jaychampvinyl: ok
hotdoorknobs: conversely, jae millz: "i don't promise much, but i promise you'll love the flow boy/ name jae, but you could call me the millzberry doughboy"
jaychampvinyl: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA O GOD
jaychampvinyl: WORK ON YOUR SIXTEENS, SON
hotdoorknobs: that's some dickens shit
hotdoorknobs: (the best of times, the worst of times)
jaychampvinyl: right, right
hotdoorknobs: a tale of two shittys
jaychampvinyl: you had "great expectations"
hotdoorknobs: etc
jaychampvinyl: Trap Goin Havisham
jaychampvinyl: (FTW)
on mack maine, a cry for help
hotdoorknobs: currently i am watching mack maine eat an apple
hotdoorknobs: ...
hotdoorknobs: WTF HAPPENED TO ME
on parsing gucci, chopsticks
jaychampvinyl: TRYIN TO FILL MY SHOES IS LIKE AN ARMLESS MAN WITH CHOPSTICKS
hotdoorknobs: hahah oh i thought he said AMISH
hotdoorknobs: i was puzzled
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jaychampvinyl: hard to know which way is better
on charles hamilton, still the worst
hotdoorknobs: charles hamilton: "i'm verbally the jim crow laws/ 'cuz only real niggas gonna get my bars"
hotdoorknobs: :--/ x 1,000,000
hotdoorknobs: this guy sucks
jaychampvinyl: gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hotdoorknobs: umm he also says
jaychampvinyl: why are you listening to that!?
hotdoorknobs: "in essence i'm dr. king's shooter/ i just blacked out like dr. king's future"
hotdoorknobs: WHAT?!
jaychampvinyl: good jesus god
jaychampvinyl: this is where I would rapid-fire deploy the link to the Onion article about Marilyn Manson
jaychampvinyl: going door to door
jaychampvinyl: to shock people
jaychampvinyl: also: "In essence"
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: BASICALLY
jaychampvinyl: LOOK
jaychampvinyl: I'M OK
jaychampvinyl: BUT DR. KING IS DEAD
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahhaha
hotdoorknobs: O
hotdoorknobs: GOD
on short dawg, bradford cox
hotdoorknobs: i like how short dawg, on "break up", ad libs something after LITERALLY EVERY LINE
jaychampvinyl: hahahaha
jaychampvinyl: yes
hotdoorknobs: when i realized that i just started laughing so hard
hotdoorknobs: and dude
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahaha
hotdoorknobs: you know who brought that up to me, w/o even me mentioning it
hotdoorknobs: BRADFORD COX
hotdoorknobs: not joking
jaychampvinyl: nooooooooooooooooooo
hotdoorknobs: yes
jaychampvinyl: Short Dawg?!?!?!?!?
hotdoorknobs: he didn't use his name
hotdoorknobs: but he was like
jaychampvinyl: dude, can we make him an honorary badnewsrapdudes contributor???
jaychampvinyl: how fucking amazing would that be
hotdoorknobs: "the guy with the really high voice on 'no ceilings', he laughs after every one of his own lines!!"
hotdoorknobs: i was like
hotdoorknobs: *blink*
hotdoorknobs: WHAT
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: AMAZING
jaychampvinyl: literally the last possible thing
jaychampvinyl: you could have ever expected
hotdoorknobs: seriously.
jaychampvinyl: seriously, tho, let's make this happen
jaychampvinyl: badnewsrapdudes: in which Bradford Cox, the bassist from Pains, and a Pitchfork writer joke about Jae Millz
hotdoorknobs: TO: bradbrad@deerhunter.net
jaychampvinyl: haha
hotdoorknobs: HEY DUDE
hotdoorknobs: RE: rap tumblr
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
jaychampvinyl: "Mental Piano (Weird Era)"
on gudda gudda, gouda
hotdoorknobs: everytime i see gudda gudda i think gouda gouda
hotdoorknobs: like the cheese
jaychampvinyl: yes
hotdoorknobs: not gangsta
jaychampvinyl: nope
jaychampvinyl: gouda is many things -- smoky, good on buttery crackers, a nice pairing with a light red -- but it is not gangsta
hotdoorknobs: which is funny because gudda the rapper is clearly gangsta because he swears he "rhymes hard... like an anvil."
hotdoorknobs: WOW DUDE
hotdoorknobs: WORDPLAY
hotdoorknobs: the dramatic pause is so pronounced dude
jaychampvinyl: to be fair, I can't think of many things harder than anvils
hotdoorknobs: it's like... "ok i'm ready for it"
hotdoorknobs: "what do you rhyme as hard as?!"
jaychampvinyl: money talks......LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN
jaychampvinyl: I'm so bent................LIKE A DENT
jaychampvinyl: (both real lyrics)
jaychampvinyl: I'm the shit..............................................................................
jaychampvinyl: LIKE MANURE
hotdoorknobs: #theghostofpaulwall
November 2009
2 posts
on pill, ham slang
hotdoorknobs: pill-related q
hotdoorknobs: what does "goin' ham" mean?
hotdoorknobs: really
jaychampvinyl: hahahah
jaychampvinyl: it means...goin crazy?
jaychampvinyl: for some reason?
jaychampvinyl: haha
jaychampvinyl: I have no idea why
hotdoorknobs: sean says it's shorthand for "mayhem"
jaychampvinyl: literally NO idea
jaychampvinyl: hmmmm
hotdoorknobs: that's weird.
jaychampvinyl: that seems farfetched
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: "It's actually a shorthand for the Old English Derivative of the Word Hammdoen, which referred to infertile witches"
hotdoorknobs: pill also says "it's goin' ham sandwich/ got that bologna meat"
hotdoorknobs: "......"
jaychampvinyl: Pill - Trap Goin Hammdoen
jaychampvinyl: hahahaha
on cassidy, indifference
hotdoorknobs: we listened to a lot of rap radio on the drive there and back to philly last weekend
hotdoorknobs: since there was no tape deck or CD player
jaychampvinyl: word?
jaychampvinyl: any goodness?
hotdoorknobs: and at one point they had cassidy do like a 5+ minute long A CAPELLA freestyle
hotdoorknobs: we were transfixed
hotdoorknobs: and horrified
hotdoorknobs: i was like "oh this guy"
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahahaha
hotdoorknobs: right
jaychampvinyl: jesssssus
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: "seein me without the grams on the grind/IS LIKE SEEING WESLEY SNIPES IN A TANNING SALON"
jaychampvinyl: actual Cassidy punchline
hotdoorknobs: i'm pretty sure he talked about: A) being real; B) going to jail
hotdoorknobs: things he didn't talk about: A) his drink; B) his two-step
jaychampvinyl: and how B) relates to A)
jaychampvinyl: in both cases
hotdoorknobs: hahahha
hotdoorknobs: oh cass
hotdoorknobs: already a relic
October 2009
15 posts
on new weezy, grandma
jaychampvinyl: wow, some real gems on this Wayne
jaychampvinyl: example:
jaychampvinyl: "Your flow never wet like Grandma pussy/My flow always good like grandma cookies"
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHA
hotdoorknobs: YES
hotdoorknobs: that is gross/amazing
jaychampvinyl: YES.
on juelz, twitter, lemonade
jaychampvinyl: ok
jaychampvinyl: dude
jaychampvinyl: dude
jaychampvinyl: Juelz
jaychampvinyl: Santanta's
jaychampvinyl: twitter
jaychampvinyl: first of all:
jaychampvinyl: he starts every tweet, literally, with"A!"
jaychampvinyl: example (REAL EXAMPLE):
jaychampvinyl: "A! did yall know that I make the BEST Lemonade??"
hotdoorknobs: no.
hotdoorknobs: NO.
jaychampvinyl: YES.
hotdoorknobs: LEMONADE WAS THE BEST DRINK/ AND IT STILL IS
jaychampvinyl: wait
hotdoorknobs: pardon me
hotdoorknobs: it's
hotdoorknobs: LEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK/ AND IT STILL IS
hotdoorknobs: thanks guru
hotdoorknobs: for bringing this full circle
jaychampvinyl: on Oct. 21
jaychampvinyl: at 3:41
jaychampvinyl: he writes:
jaychampvinyl: "A!"
jaychampvinyl: that is all
hotdoorknobs: hahahahaha
on ghettosocks
jaychampvinyl: http://www.emusic.com/album/El-Da-Sensei-The-Money-EP-MP3-Download/11680191.html
jaychampvinyl: track 4
jaychampvinyl: Ain't Trippin (feat. Ghettosocks & Timbuktu)
jaychampvinyl: GHETTOSOCKS
jaychampvinyl: rappers out there stealing OTHER rap names I could have used
on rap being good, coffee talk with linda richman
jaychampvinyl: hey, you know what's good?
jaychampvinyl: rap music.
jaychampvinyl: that is all.
hotdoorknobs: absolutely
hotdoorknobs: into it
jaychampvinyl: DISCUSS AMONGST YOURSELVES.
hotdoorknobs: pea/nut
jaychampvinyl: yes!
jaychampvinyl: precisely
jaychampvinyl: Del Tha Funky Homosapien was neither funky nor a homo
jaychampvinyl: DISCUSS
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahahahahah
on beans, deep thoughts
jaychampvinyl: Beanie has a point: I really DON'T want to eat through a straw
jaychampvinyl: he also has a point when he says: "Shit where you eat, might as well lay where you pee"
jaychampvinyl: TRENCHANT
jaychampvinyl: THINK ABOUT IT
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahahahha
hotdoorknobs: that's some jack handy shit
on more max b paranoia, confusion
hotdoorknobs: still buried treasures w/these max b mixtapes
hotdoorknobs: like
hotdoorknobs: track 21 on "public domain 2"
hotdoorknobs: is "F**k Is My Cash"
hotdoorknobs: track 17
hotdoorknobs: "BIG WHITE OWL"
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jaychampvinyl: whoaaaa
hotdoorknobs: BIG
hotdoorknobs: WHITE
hotdoorknobs: OWL
jaychampvinyl: is that one about Harry Potter?
hotdoorknobs: something up going on with max b
jaychampvinyl: "I'm selling shit to snort up in Hogwarts"
hotdoorknobs: clearly getting increasingly paranoid on this mixtape
jaychampvinyl: Fuck is My CasH?????
hotdoorknobs: track 21: "fuck is my cash", sure.
hotdoorknobs: track 4 is "hold me."
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAH
jaychampvinyl: jesus god.
hotdoorknobs: also, the subtitle of "public domain 2" is "rise of the silver surfer."
hotdoorknobs: "..."
hotdoorknobs: WHAT
jaychampvinyl: o god
jaychampvinyl: literal LOL
jaychampvinyl: pain
on max b, unexpected morning gifts
hotdoorknobs: yeah this one max b tape
hotdoorknobs: is clearly classic
hotdoorknobs: "Gimme Slaws (feat. Mack Mustard)"
jaychampvinyl: no.
jaychampvinyl: you clearly --- CLEARLY -- made that up
hotdoorknobs: also, the clear winner:
hotdoorknobs: "Fuckfaces 2k9 (feat. Dame Grease & Mack Mustard)"
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
hotdoorknobs: REAL SONG
jaychampvinyl: oh
jaychampvinyl: no no no no no no
hotdoorknobs: good morning, max b! thank you!
jaychampvinyl: THAT IS
jaychampvinyl: CHRISTMAS MORNING
jaychampvinyl: seriously, every single word
jaychampvinyl: of that song title
jaychampvinyl: is 3x funnier than the one preceeding it
jaychampvinyl: and, I mean, it STARTS with FUCKFACES
hotdoorknobs: hahahahah
jaychampvinyl: only goes uphill from there
on gift of gab, sucking
jaychampvinyl: btw, this is the description on HipHopDX of Gift Of Gab's upcoming solo record, title Escape 2 Mars, which I will be reviewing:
jaychampvinyl: "Escape 2 Mars, which will be available on CD, vinyl and digital download format, combines various mundane elements intermixed with an electronic sound scheme."
hotdoorknobs: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
jaychampvinyl: COMBINES VARIOUS MUNDANE ELEMENTS
hotdoorknobs: wow
jaychampvinyl: INTERMIXED
hotdoorknobs: you just got sonned
hotdoorknobs: that is embarrassing
on ballads, pistachios
hotdoorknobs: i'm loading this keyshia cole video and there is literally a commercial for PISTACHIOS that loads before it.
hotdoorknobs: fucking pistachios
hotdoorknobs: wtf
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
jaychampvinyl: lotsa overlpa in the "I like keyshia cole" and "I like pistachios" market
hotdoorknobs: pistachio n' b
jaychampvinyl: HAHA
jaychampvinyl: hey, do you enjoy Trey Songz? then you'll love milk!
hotdoorknobs: i need a shirt that says, "i sat through a youtube ad for postachios and all i got was this tepid r&b song."
on tickling ivory
jaychampvinyl: so apparently on this one song on a Game mixtape, Rick Ross says, out of nowhere, "I fucks pianos."
jaychampvinyl: so there's that.
on pathos
hotdoorknobs: copy editing a review right now and came across this line
hotdoorknobs: "Lovano imbues the fragile mood of “Good Morning Heartache” with pathos that isn’t threadbare. "
hotdoorknobs: i heard this song and all i thought was "the pathos here is SO not threadbare."
hotdoorknobs: WTF
hotdoorknobs: srsly
jaychampvinyl: MY PATHOS PLUSH
jaychampvinyl: LIKE STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
jaychampvinyl: most headspinning potential rap lyric ever.
hotdoorknobs: hahahahhaha
jaychampvinyl: if Gucci Mane said that, your life would end.
hotdoorknobs: O GOD
on fucked up metaphors, going to hell
jaychampvinyl: okay, Fab line: "I'm up in this bitch like an unborn baby"
jaychampvinyl: better or worse than "in the building like Cory Lidle flight?"
hotdoorknobs: hmmm
hotdoorknobs: well
hotdoorknobs: better?
hotdoorknobs: god
hotdoorknobs: this is terrible
hotdoorknobs: hahahha
hotdoorknobs: ummmm
jaychampvinyl: hahahaha
hotdoorknobs: "hittin trees like sonny bono"
jaychampvinyl: and are they both better than Lil Wayne's "I'm in the building like the audience?"
jaychampvinyl: haha
hotdoorknobs: they ain't fly cuz they not
jaychampvinyl: HAHA
jaychampvinyl: yep
jaychampvinyl: you ain't fly like a not-fly guy
hotdoorknobs: i'm fly like cory lidle... into buildings
jaychampvinyl: hahah
hotdoorknobs: ...
hotdoorknobs: sorry
hotdoorknobs: hahahah
hotdoorknobs: WASSUP HELL, I'M ON MY WAY
hotdoorknobs: SAVE ME A SEAT NEXT TO CORY LIDLE
on diva dropouts
jaychampvinyl: did you know that Amil's name is an acronym?
hotdoorknobs: i did not
jaychampvinyl: would you like to know what it stands for?
jaychampvinyl: it's incredibly trenchant
hotdoorknobs: please
jaychampvinyl: .....
jaychampvinyl: All Money Is Legal.
jaychampvinyl: THINK ABOUT IT, SON
hotdoorknobs: OH
hotdoorknobs: I DID KNOW THAT
jaychampvinyl: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THAT SHIT "LEGAL TENDER"
hotdoorknobs: of course
hotdoorknobs: hahahhaha
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
hotdoorknobs: DAMN
hotdoorknobs: RUMINATE ON THAT SHIT
jaychampvinyl: that was also the name of her debut album on Roc A Fella
jaychampvinyl: the release of which sometimes Joe Budden thinks about when he stares into the mirror holding a bottle of bleach and pondering drinking it
hotdoorknobs: she should form a super group with tearra marie and brooke valentine
hotdoorknobs: diva dropouts
jaychampvinyl: SUPER GROUP
jaychampvinyl: HAHAH
jaychampvinyl: The D List
hotdoorknobs: YES
jaychampvinyl: (D for Diva, course)
jaychampvinyl: remix ft. Olivia
on plies, pronunciation
jaychampvinyl: "I'll put that mayonnaise on your child." - Plies
jaychampvinyl: just thought we should take a moment to remember that.
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahahha
hotdoorknobs: plies
hotdoorknobs: SO REAL
hotdoorknobs: have people used it against him that his name could be pronounced like the ballet stance??
hotdoorknobs: cuz they should
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
jaychampvinyl: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO STREET WAYS, PLEE-AAAYS"
on bad lists, jail rap
hotdoorknobs: this could probably be updated huh
hotdoorknobs: http://www.emusic.com/lists/showlist.html?lid=366396
jaychampvinyl: "Tony M.F. Rock"
jaychampvinyl: JACKI-O
hotdoorknobs: umm yeah
jaychampvinyl: when I think Dirty South, I immediately think "JACKI -O"
hotdoorknobs: hahah
hotdoorknobs: like having a "golden age of NY rap" dozen and the first two being black rob and shyne
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: SHEEK LOUCH AND CANIBUS
hotdoorknobs: shyne, most notable for rapping verses THROUGH A JAIL TELEPHONE
jaychampvinyl: hahhaha
hotdoorknobs: avant jail rap
jaychampvinyl: Hell Rell: "The Rakim of the jail-phone freestyle"
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahha
jaychampvinyl: holla @ Chris Ryan
hotdoorknobs: 4eva