bad news, rap dudes
Dec 22
on kherk cobain, soft-dude breakfast, #OWS
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hotdoorknobs:
"breakfast time / croissants and wine / key lime pie, lemme be that guy"
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hotdoorknobs:
<3 u kherk
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jaychampvinyl:
haha!
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jaychampvinyl:
rappers being heroically unafraid to be soft
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jaychampvinyl:
croissants and wine!?!
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hotdoorknobs:
best
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hotdoorknobs:
also in this video, they go to atlantic city, a mini golf course, and OCCUPY WALL STREET
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hotdoorknobs:
they SKATEBOARD through OWS, wearing pink belts
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hotdoorknobs:
checkMATE, rest of the universe
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jaychampvinyl:
haahaahahaahahaaa
Sep 08
on lloyd, gay snakes, sibilance
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jaychampvinyl:
you like Lloyd, right?
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hotdoorknobs:
i do
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jaychampvinyl:
his voice is a little too...sibilant?
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jaychampvinyl:
haha
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hotdoorknobs:
o rly
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jaychampvinyl:
it makes me feel a little bit like I'm being felt up by a gay snake
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hotdoorknobs:
hahahaha
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hotdoorknobs:
umad.gif
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jaychampvinyl:
yes
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jaychampvinyl:
whatever he says, I basically here, "hey boy, wanna popsicle?"
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hotdoorknobs:
he does have a sort of top of the nose weasel vibe
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hotdoorknobs:
BUT STILL
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hotdoorknobs:
hahah
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jaychampvinyl:
yeah, I like him in doses
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jaychampvinyl:
I like him when he's, like, a sine wave on top of his own song
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hotdoorknobs:
there's a song on his new record i'm really into
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hotdoorknobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtvVeACnjI
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hotdoorknobs:
might be too cocker spaniel for ya
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jaychampvinyl:
nah, this is totally the Lloyd I can get with
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jaychampvinyl:
this sounds SO MUCH like a track off the Young Money album
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jaychampvinyl:
I can hear Nikki Minaj and Mack Maine plugging in hashtag raps over this
Jul 26
on jay-z, wetzel's pretzels, shanghai bleek
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dior_cohen:
by the way, jay-z's verse from "light up" is proving to be something along the lines of sauce money's "reservoir dogs"
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dior_cohen:
GOING AGAINST MY DOGS IS FAR-FETCHED
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dior_cohen:
I'M LIKE WINDOWS 7
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blingcosby:
and my favorite: Triple entrendre -- DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW
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dior_cohen:
OW!
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dior_cohen:
OWL
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dior_cohen:
HOUR
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blingcosby:
DON'T
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blingcosby:
EVEN
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blingcosby:
ASK
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blingcosby:
It's too bad he said that, because I was really going to ask how he classified that as a "triple entendre"
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dior_cohen:
that's probably his best verse in the last five years
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dior_cohen:
no
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dior_cohen:
it's DEFINITELY the best
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blingcosby:
come on
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blingcosby:
MORAL VICTORIES IS FOR MINOR LEAGUE COACHES
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dior_cohen:
oh
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dior_cohen:
i forgot
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dior_cohen:
:-/
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dior_cohen:
he was on that record
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dior_cohen:
wow
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blingcosby:
LAAAAAHVE
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blingcosby:
I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF IT
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dior_cohen:
I MIGHT BUY THE MALL
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blingcosby:
that's a great line
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dior_cohen:
"yes, i'd like to purchase this mall"
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dior_cohen:
ALL OF IT
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dior_cohen:
even the spencer's
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dior_cohen:
"what am i going to do with this wetzel's pretzels?"- jay-z, after following through on "so appalled"
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blingcosby:
I'd like you to rename this pretzel joint "Hovi Anne's"
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dior_cohen:
"this sports authority will really show beanie sigel"
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blingcosby:
"Hello, I'm Bleek, and I'll be your Sandwich Artist today"
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dior_cohen:
oh, come on...bleek's earned the right to work at a quizno's at the very least...or at least one of the classiest ethnic joints at a mall
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blingcosby:
say, a Big and Tall
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dior_cohen:
"hi, i'm shanghai bleek, welcome to the panda express
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blingcosby:
he seems like he'd make you feel comfortable
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blingcosby:
hahahahahahaha
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blingcosby:
that would actually be an incredible line to the start of an actual Memph Bleek verse
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blingcosby:
"niggas call me Shanghai Bleek, I run that Panda Express"
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dior_cohen:
the hoes they add us on google+
on gucci mane, michelle rodriguez, plausability
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blingcosby:
Gucci says "Play your cards right or you'll end up in Dakota" on this Writing On the Wall 2
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blingcosby:
not North, or South
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blingcosby:
DAKOTA
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blingcosby:
I call my secretary MY SEX-A-TARY
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blingcosby:
I am loving this Gucci tape
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dior_cohen:
that line is AWESOME
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dior_cohen:
"dictionary"
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dior_cohen:
i'm wondering what movie stars gucci mane has slept with
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dior_cohen:
to verify his claim
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blingcosby:
haha
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dior_cohen:
that seems far-fetched
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blingcosby:
Michelle Rodriguez?
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blingcosby:
seems at least plausible to me for some reason
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dior_cohen:
yes
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dior_cohen:
where you got that is beyond me
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blingcosby:
and to me!
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blingcosby:
I just closed my eyes
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blingcosby:
and saw her
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dior_cohen:
yes
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blingcosby:
she seemed down
Jul 07
on "writings on the wall 2," fiona apple, travis porter
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hotdoorknobs:
WRITINGS ON THE WALL 2
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hotdoorknobs:
jussayin
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hotdoorknobs:
also: fat trel
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hotdoorknobs:
hahahha
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jaychampvinyl:
EVEN MORE WRITING
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jaychampvinyl:
THE WALL IS C OVERED IN WRITING
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hotdoorknobs:
other albums that could be called "writings on the wall": that fiona apple one, that no doubt one, the new girls one
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hotdoorknobs:
ummmm
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jaychampvinyl:
WHEN THE PAWN HITS THE TRAP
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hotdoorknobs:
hahaha
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hotdoorknobs:
YIKES
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hotdoorknobs:
there was something i wanted to talk to you about today
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hotdoorknobs:
and i've forgotten
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hotdoorknobs:
:--(
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hotdoorknobs:
it MIGHT have been to ask if you've listened to travis porter at all
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jaychampvinyl:
the answer to that question is "nope"
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hotdoorknobs:
ok
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hotdoorknobs:
THE CONVERSATIONAL DEAD ENDS ON THE WALL
Jul 05
on tony yayo, spongebob, the isley brothers, new jersey
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hotdoorknobs:
we talkin' rap or what?
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jaychampvinyl:
I just listened to Tony Yayo yell "my weed underwater -- SPONGEBOB CRIB!"
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jaychampvinyl:
so
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hotdoorknobs:
UHHHHHH
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hotdoorknobs:
YES
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hotdoorknobs:
that is EXACTLY what i'm talkin' about
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hotdoorknobs:
kendrick lamar is giving me NONE of that
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jaychampvinyl:
he also said he has "Ron isley in the shower mic"
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hotdoorknobs:
hahahaha
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hotdoorknobs:
you know the isleys are from teaneck?
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jaychampvinyl:
NO!
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hotdoorknobs:
i went to high school with their niece
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jaychampvinyl:
really? Jesus, teaneck
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jaychampvinyl:
full of surprises
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hotdoorknobs:
in fact, chris rock mentions that tidbit in "no sex in the champagne room"
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jaychampvinyl:
O SHIT
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hotdoorknobs:
so clearly this conversation has already peaked
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jaychampvinyl:
hahahha
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jaychampvinyl:
t began with SPONGEBOB CRIB
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jaychampvinyl:
it's hard to keep badnews going when all we have to do is yell two catchphrases and we both start giggling
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jaychampvinyl:
SPONGEBOB, TEANECK.#weout
Mar 25
on E-40, spittums, splitting hairs
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hotdoorknobs:
i clearly need to listening to more of this recent E40 shit
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jaychampvinyl:
good, right??
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hotdoorknobs:
just listening to this one noz posted
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hotdoorknobs:
pretty out there
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hotdoorknobs:
love that it also can be described as "two and a half solid hours of impeccable spittums"
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hotdoorknobs:
hahahha
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jaychampvinyl:
IMPECCABLE SPTIIUMS
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jaychampvinyl:
fantastic
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jaychampvinyl:
I would really call those spittums more "unimpeachable" than "impeccable," but I'm splitting hairs
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hotdoorknobs:
i smell ya
Jan 20
on gunplay, weed carrier 2.0
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hotdoorknobs:
so this dude is a rick ross weed carrier right?
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jaychampvinyl:
yes
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jaychampvinyl:
except he's less of a traditional "weed carrier" and more of the "guy who snorts his leftover coke"
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jaychampvinyl:
though that's less catchy
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jaychampvinyl:
Coke Vacuum?
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hotdoorknobs:
hahaha
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hotdoorknobs:
blow schmo?
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jaychampvinyl:
YES
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jaychampvinyl:
that's it
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hotdoorknobs:
somehow i don't think he'd self-identify as such
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hotdoorknobs:
HUNCH
on gunplay, swastikas, yawning
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hotdoorknobs:
so i downloaded this gunplay mixtape
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hotdoorknobs:
finally
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hotdoorknobs:
looking forward to it
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hotdoorknobs:
you know in addition to the inglorious basterd-ripping art, apparently he has a swastika tattoo on the back of his neck?!
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hotdoorknobs:
just FYI
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hotdoorknobs:
you know
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jaychampvinyl:
yawn
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jaychampvinyl:
OVER IT
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jaychampvinyl:
KEEP UP WITH YR RSS FEED
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jaychampvinyl:
(kidding)
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hotdoorknobs:
:--(
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hotdoorknobs:
fair 'nuff
Dec 14
on wale, obsfuscation, rick ross hating money
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jaychampvinyl:
uh, so remember when you made that joke about hoping Wale's next record is all strip club bangers?
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dior_cohen:
....
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jaychampvinyl:
you're going to get your wish
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jaychampvinyl:
Wale Folarin is SIGNING WITH MAYBACH MUSIC
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jaychampvinyl:
http://rapradar.com/2010/12/13/new-music-wale-x-roscoe-dash-talk2me/
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dior_cohen:
there's a song called "picture phone foreplay" on the new sheek louch
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jaychampvinyl:
HAHAHAH
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jaychampvinyl:
that is a PHENOMENAL song title
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dior_cohen:
there is just no obfuscation with sheek louch
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jaychampvinyl:
haha
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jaychampvinyl:
refreshing
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dior_cohen:
MAYBACH MUSIC
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dior_cohen:
no words
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jaychampvinyl:
"yo, why you like that new Sheek?" "Yo, the total lack of obsfuscation"
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dior_cohen:
this wale is actually pretty good
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jaychampvinyl:
IT IS!!
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dior_cohen:
i can't picture rick ross listening to "mixtape about nothing"
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jaychampvinyl:
basically, he is about to pull some kind of incredible Reverse Ross: renege on everything he's ever staked his name on in the most humiliating way possible and somehow come ahead
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dior_cohen:
my brain's broken
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dior_cohen:
just...wow