bad news, rap dudes

Dec 17

hotdoorknobs: "flow nasty like cole slaw/ call me mr. no flaw"
hotdoorknobs: <3
jaychampvinyl: HAHAAA yessssss
jaychampvinyl: ok
hotdoorknobs: conversely, jae millz: "i don't promise much, but i promise you'll love the flow boy/ name jae, but you could call me the millzberry doughboy"
jaychampvinyl: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA O GOD
jaychampvinyl: WORK ON YOUR SIXTEENS, SON
hotdoorknobs: that's some dickens shit
hotdoorknobs: (the best of times, the worst of times)
jaychampvinyl: right, right
hotdoorknobs: a tale of two shittys
jaychampvinyl: you had "great expectations"
hotdoorknobs: etc
jaychampvinyl: Trap Goin Havisham
jaychampvinyl: (FTW)

jaychampvinyl: TRYIN TO FILL MY SHOES IS LIKE AN ARMLESS MAN WITH CHOPSTICKS
hotdoorknobs: hahah oh i thought he said AMISH
hotdoorknobs: i was puzzled
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jaychampvinyl: hard to know which way is better

hotdoorknobs: charles hamilton: "i'm verbally the jim crow laws/ 'cuz only real niggas gonna get my bars"
hotdoorknobs: :--/ x 1,000,000
hotdoorknobs: this guy sucks
jaychampvinyl: gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hotdoorknobs: umm he also says
jaychampvinyl: why are you listening to that!?
hotdoorknobs: "in essence i'm dr. king's shooter/ i just blacked out like dr. king's future"
hotdoorknobs: WHAT?!
jaychampvinyl: good jesus god
jaychampvinyl: this is where I would rapid-fire deploy the link to the Onion article about Marilyn Manson
jaychampvinyl: going door to door
jaychampvinyl: to shock people
jaychampvinyl: also: "In essence"
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: BASICALLY
jaychampvinyl: LOOK
jaychampvinyl: I'M OK
jaychampvinyl: BUT DR. KING IS DEAD
hotdoorknobs: hahahahahhaha
hotdoorknobs: O
hotdoorknobs: GOD

hotdoorknobs: i like how short dawg, on "break up", ad libs something after LITERALLY EVERY LINE
jaychampvinyl: hahahaha
jaychampvinyl: yes
hotdoorknobs: when i realized that i just started laughing so hard
hotdoorknobs: and dude
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahaha
hotdoorknobs: you know who brought that up to me, w/o even me mentioning it
hotdoorknobs: BRADFORD COX
hotdoorknobs: not joking
jaychampvinyl: nooooooooooooooooooo
hotdoorknobs: yes
jaychampvinyl: Short Dawg?!?!?!?!?
hotdoorknobs: he didn't use his name
hotdoorknobs: but he was like
jaychampvinyl: dude, can we make him an honorary badnewsrapdudes contributor???
jaychampvinyl: how fucking amazing would that be
hotdoorknobs: "the guy with the really high voice on 'no ceilings', he laughs after every one of his own lines!!"
hotdoorknobs: i was like
hotdoorknobs: *blink*
hotdoorknobs: WHAT
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahaha
jaychampvinyl: AMAZING
jaychampvinyl: literally the last possible thing
jaychampvinyl: you could have ever expected
hotdoorknobs: seriously.
jaychampvinyl: seriously, tho, let's make this happen
jaychampvinyl: badnewsrapdudes: in which Bradford Cox, the bassist from Pains, and a Pitchfork writer joke about Jae Millz
hotdoorknobs: TO: bradbrad@deerhunter.net
jaychampvinyl: haha
hotdoorknobs: HEY DUDE
hotdoorknobs: RE: rap tumblr
jaychampvinyl: hahaha
jaychampvinyl: "Mental Piano (Weird Era)"

hotdoorknobs: everytime i see gudda gudda i think gouda gouda
hotdoorknobs: like the cheese
jaychampvinyl: yes
hotdoorknobs: not gangsta
jaychampvinyl: nope
jaychampvinyl: gouda is many things -- smoky, good on buttery crackers, a nice pairing with a light red -- but it is not gangsta
hotdoorknobs: which is funny because gudda the rapper is clearly gangsta because he swears he "rhymes hard... like an anvil."
hotdoorknobs: WOW DUDE
hotdoorknobs: WORDPLAY
hotdoorknobs: the dramatic pause is so pronounced dude
jaychampvinyl: to be fair, I can't think of many things harder than anvils
hotdoorknobs: it's like... "ok i'm ready for it"
hotdoorknobs: "what do you rhyme as hard as?!"
jaychampvinyl: money talks......LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN
jaychampvinyl: I'm so bent................LIKE A DENT
jaychampvinyl: (both real lyrics)
jaychampvinyl: I'm the shit..............................................................................
jaychampvinyl: LIKE MANURE
hotdoorknobs: #theghostofpaulwall

hotdoorknobs: pill-related q
hotdoorknobs: what does "goin' ham" mean?
hotdoorknobs: really
jaychampvinyl: hahahah
jaychampvinyl: it means...goin crazy?
jaychampvinyl: for some reason?
jaychampvinyl: haha
jaychampvinyl: I have no idea why
hotdoorknobs: sean says it's shorthand for "mayhem"
jaychampvinyl: literally NO idea
jaychampvinyl: hmmmm
hotdoorknobs: that's weird.
jaychampvinyl: that seems farfetched
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: "It's actually a shorthand for the Old English Derivative of the Word Hammdoen, which referred to infertile witches"
hotdoorknobs: pill also says "it's goin' ham sandwich/ got that bologna meat"
hotdoorknobs: "......"
jaychampvinyl: Pill - Trap Goin Hammdoen
jaychampvinyl: hahahaha

hotdoorknobs: we listened to a lot of rap radio on the drive there and back to philly last weekend
hotdoorknobs: since there was no tape deck or CD player
jaychampvinyl: word?
jaychampvinyl: any goodness?
hotdoorknobs: and at one point they had cassidy do like a 5+ minute long A CAPELLA freestyle
hotdoorknobs: we were transfixed
hotdoorknobs: and horrified
hotdoorknobs: i was like "oh this guy"
jaychampvinyl: hahahahahahahaha
hotdoorknobs: right
jaychampvinyl: jesssssus
jaychampvinyl: yes
jaychampvinyl: "seein me without the grams on the grind/IS LIKE SEEING WESLEY SNIPES IN A TANNING SALON"
jaychampvinyl: actual Cassidy punchline
hotdoorknobs: i'm pretty sure he talked about: A) being real; B) going to jail
hotdoorknobs: things he didn't talk about: A) his drink; B) his two-step
jaychampvinyl: and how B) relates to A)
jaychampvinyl: in both cases
hotdoorknobs: hahahha
hotdoorknobs: oh cass
hotdoorknobs: already a relic

jaychampvinyl: wow, some real gems on this Wayne
jaychampvinyl: example:
jaychampvinyl: "Your flow never wet like Grandma pussy/My flow always good like grandma cookies"
jaychampvinyl: HAHAHAHA
hotdoorknobs: YES
hotdoorknobs: that is gross/amazing
jaychampvinyl: YES.