on jay-z, wetzel's pretzels, shanghai bleek
| dior_cohen: | by the way, jay-z's verse from "light up" is proving to be something along the lines of sauce money's "reservoir dogs" |
| dior_cohen: | GOING AGAINST MY DOGS IS FAR-FETCHED |
| dior_cohen: | I'M LIKE WINDOWS 7 |
| blingcosby: | and my favorite: Triple entrendre -- DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW |
| dior_cohen: | OW! |
| dior_cohen: | OWL |
| dior_cohen: | HOUR |
| blingcosby: | DON'T |
| blingcosby: | EVEN |
| blingcosby: | ASK |
| blingcosby: | It's too bad he said that, because I was really going to ask how he classified that as a "triple entendre" |
| dior_cohen: | that's probably his best verse in the last five years |
| dior_cohen: | no |
| dior_cohen: | it's DEFINITELY the best |
| blingcosby: | come on |
| blingcosby: | MORAL VICTORIES IS FOR MINOR LEAGUE COACHES |
| dior_cohen: | oh |
| dior_cohen: | i forgot |
| dior_cohen: | :-/ |
| dior_cohen: | he was on that record |
| dior_cohen: | wow |
| blingcosby: | LAAAAAHVE |
| blingcosby: | I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF IT |
| dior_cohen: | I MIGHT BUY THE MALL |
| blingcosby: | that's a great line |
| dior_cohen: | "yes, i'd like to purchase this mall" |
| dior_cohen: | ALL OF IT |
| dior_cohen: | even the spencer's |
| dior_cohen: | "what am i going to do with this wetzel's pretzels?"- jay-z, after following through on "so appalled" |
| blingcosby: | I'd like you to rename this pretzel joint "Hovi Anne's" |
| dior_cohen: | "this sports authority will really show beanie sigel" |
| blingcosby: | "Hello, I'm Bleek, and I'll be your Sandwich Artist today" |
| dior_cohen: | oh, come on...bleek's earned the right to work at a quizno's at the very least...or at least one of the classiest ethnic joints at a mall |
| blingcosby: | say, a Big and Tall |
| dior_cohen: | "hi, i'm shanghai bleek, welcome to the panda express |
| blingcosby: | he seems like he'd make you feel comfortable |
| blingcosby: | hahahahahahaha |
| blingcosby: | that would actually be an incredible line to the start of an actual Memph Bleek verse |
| blingcosby: | "niggas call me Shanghai Bleek, I run that Panda Express" |
| dior_cohen: | the hoes they add us on google+ |
